Bit of this

Todays modern woman knows how to use her time wisely. While waiting for the on coming traffic to pass she dips her spoon into the bowl of cereal that is on the seat beside her and pops a mouth full in her chops.

Now I have seen women applying makeup, using the indispensable mobile, brushing hair, being helped by a small dog sat on their knee, but never eating cornflakes.

The most alarming thing I ever saw was a lorry driver reversing his ever-so big lorry, using one hand in a narrow street in Lincoln while chatting on his mobile. The place was heaving. To be fair we all lived to shop till we dropped. Obviously a master of reverse gear then.

Bit of that

Not all men are up to multitasking though