Wednesday, 2 September 2009

Bit of this
Some children don't turn up, some come that shouldn't have, but a good morning was had by all.

The discovery of xmas cards and official letters dating from 2006 are part of my once in a while trawl from pigeon box at work. What a waste of paper. I refuse to look after the first few bits and bin the lot.

A work of art has appeared outside the stables, in the form of a huge tree trunk that has been tuned into a mounting block. "The medal podium" she says demonstrating each step up. A small dog jumps up to join her on the top "for gold" and she waves her arms in the air triumphantly. It has been recycled from lord of the manor's garden. I tell her in all probability it will be there for years and she should put a plaque on it for posterity. "Um good idea".
Bit of that
things written on bits of paper

Actual Excuses Written by Parents

2. Please excuse Dianne from being absent yesterday. She was in bed with gramps.
3. Please excuse Johnnie for being. It was his father's fault.
4. Chris will not be in school because he has an acre in his side.
5. John has been absent because he had two teeth taken off his face.
6. Excuse Gloria. She has been under the doctor.
7. Lillie was absent from school yesterday because she had a going over.
8. My son is under the doctor's care and should not take fizical ed. Please execute him.
9. Carlos was absent yesterday because he was playing football. He was hit in the growing part.
10. My daughter was absent yesterday because she was tired. She spent this weekend with the Marines.
11. Please excuse Joyce from P.E. for a few days. Yesterday she fell off a tree and misplaced her hip.
12. Please excuse Ray Friday from school. He has very loose vowels.

1 comment:

  1. I wasn't included in the getting ready for return days. :o( But I was in work today - lovely to see the familiar little faces.