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Not a silver lining but a white one. Not one to mope man about the house has picked up a paint brush until fate decides what comes next. (I didn't like to point out the house resembles NHS waiting room). Job lots cannot be turned down.

Thank the lord he learnt to read. He has powered is way though several library books.

And we have rediscovered the Simpsons. Who wants to immerse themselves in teatime gloom news, when Hommers take on life is so much more entertaining.

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When I read the first line I just had to buy Read me out loud. Worth every penny.

"Are you sure there are no people"

sobbed the poltergeist in fright,

from The Lightmare

Thank goodness I too paid enough attention at school to learn to read.